Robbing a grocery store G & T in car planning to rob "The Spot"
G - What did you do yesterday?
T- Can you pass the coffee
G- This is one cup of enormousness.
T – Hey watch it, you're such a haphazard. You’re spilling it on my new jeans.
G – Sorry. So, what did you do yesterday? You still haven’t answered.
T - Oh sorry, umm... I went to the store. I had to buy my mother a gift, since you know, her birthday was yesterday.
G - Oh yeah, that’s right, you know sometimes I’m oblivion. Well tell her happy birthday.
T - Yeah, thanks anyways I gave her a free sample of air freshener - you want to smell it?
G – No, you know air freshener and potpourri makes me stupefy. They always get to my head
T- Oh right. Well anyways let’s get to this plan - we're going to walk nonchalant, showing that we're regular customers browsing through.
G – Right, right.T - Then when we get to the clerk, we going to ask for Rachel
G - Why her?
T - Well, obviously she's the money lady; she's going to supply us with the greens. Or maybe just maybe, just maybe, I can accost my way with my Willy.
G - Alright calm down with your jubilation.
T- Oh yeah, yeah sorry about that. Let’s just go.
(G & T goes into the store and points the gun to Rachel)
R - Ahhh, what you want? Please don't kill me and don't be deleterious to my costumers.
G - Listen lady! We’ll just take few things and some money – so hurry and give me all the money.
R - (To myself) maybe I should give them these emergency replica money; they won't be able to tell the difference.
T – What’s taking so long?! Come on lady, don’t be arid. We don’t have all day!
R- Ok! Ok! Don't have to be so miserly. Here’s the money. You better leave now before I call the cops.
R- Why are you guys perusing the money like that?
G - Oh we're not going anywhere! Do you think we're stolid or something? This is fake money!
T – Stop playing tricks with us ma’am.
R – (To myself) darn I thought they wouldn’t notice.
G - So tell me why you have fake stipend money in your store?
R- Well you see sometimes I usually give it to dummies.
R- You guys are very penurious about things.
G – What does that mean?!
T – Forget it, Grace. My impatience has augmented.
G – (Looks around and grabs a bag of chips) How about this for snacks Thomas?
T- UGH! Grace, come on! You know I deplore those chips!
G- You are a finicky person.
R – Have you ever been exonerated?
G- Almost, the evidences I left were nearly intractable.
T- I can’t believe we’re actually having a conversation in the middle of a “robbery”
R- Yeah, well I’m not your average store clerk. I’m a very aplomb person. I was once a criminal.
G- Uh, you don’t look like one. What made you a criminal? Were you a hedonist?
R- No, I used some medicine to improve my stamina.
T- Sure doesn’t look like you did.
R- And what made you not credulity?
T – Hmm maybe of your discourse of language.
R – My language is just fine. It’s more better than yours.
G – Okay, we don’t need this right now we just need to go now. We spent too much time in here.
(while G & T walks away)
R- you forgot the money!
3 comments:
it was really good!
taylor and rey
Your SAT vocabulary usage was exceptional, as well as your overall presentation. I enjoyed the fact that it was a live performance. This and your prop , I found, was very creative; absolutely exceptional. As for your delivery, organization and content, I found it all to be exceptional. Sure there were a couple of grammatical errors here and there but it did not hinder the overall performance. Exceptional job overall!
I really liked it. made me laugh and it was funny so that's always a plus. good usage of the words and very creative.
Kevin.
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